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Sunday, October 12, 2008

Life could have been better...


The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends... I mean, life is tough...

It takes up a lot of your time... What do you get at the end of it?

Death...

What's that, a bonus?

I think the Life could have been better if the life cycle is all backwards...

You should die first, get it out of the way... Then you live in an old age home... You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch and you go to work...

You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement...
You do alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school...

You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities...

You become a little baby, you go back into the womb, spend your last nine months floating and you finish off as an orgasm...LOL...

4 comments:

senorita.. said...

abt the reverse cycle, can i keep going back to orgasm..? lol

that wud b so sweet...

Anonymous said...

hahaha! if every single fella alive knowing that in the end of the day they gonna go back to orgasm, no one gonna be afraid of anything anymore. lol

Eve Lyn said...

yeah... on the 2nd thought, maybe this wouldn't be such a great thing after all... imagine the chaos caused... :/

senorita.. said...

imagine all the screams of orgasmic ecstasy...

LOL