Life is all about ASS...

When I was little I had this idea that life could be perfect... That if you were careful enough, you'd never make a mistake, never be lonely, never be misunderstood, never be frightened, but it doesn't work that way... Life is big and messy, and you just have to climb in it with your boots on and hope for the best...

It's hard to accept, but you can't change the past... You can't go back and manipulate things to the way you wanted them to happen... Because life would then be meaningless and boring and just not worth living... But you can change the future and that's a beautiful thing about life... Yes, you will make mistakes... And yes, you will have bad days - but as long as you let the past go, you'll have such a gorgeous and bright future ahead of you. Knowing that things were meant to happen... Knowing that each day you will learn something so that you keep growing to be a better person...

By living each day to its absolute fullest you not only sleep better at night but you are one step closer to your dreams... Take chances. tell the truth. date someone totally wrong for you. say no. spend all your cash. fall in love. get to know someone random. be random. say i love you. sing out loud. laugh at a stupid joke. cry. get revenge. apologize. tell someone how much they mean to you. tell a jerk what you feel. let someone know what they're missing. stalk someone. blackmail. laugh til your stomach hurts. live life... There is not a shred of evidence to support the theory that life is meant to be serious...

In short, life is all about ass; you're either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, or behaving like 1